On the way home, I'm hungry, still, and trying to think what appeals to me. Wendy's? Not quite right. Maybe pizza? Oooh, I know, I want the chicken cordon bleu, and maybe some spinach alfredo while we're at it. We'll order as soon as we get home to moms.
The minute I'm in the house, I need to use the bathroom (good sign). I slowly make my way in there, and...I'm startled by the brightness and intensity of the BLUE. This isn't what I'd call slight. It's like someone just put in a new tidy-bowl, or dumped in blue koolaid.
For the rest of the day, every time I visit the bathroom, I have two thoughts: Windex, and (in the voice and accent of Inigo Montoya) I am not left-handed! (TMI? Too bad.) All. Day. Long.
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